December 29, 2008
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Kids Should Stop Growing
One of the downfall about kids is that they will grow! Growing is fine and all but it sucks to be the one having to pay for all of their crap only to find out they will outgrow everything that you bought them in a year or two. Sure, you can go ghetto and buy oversized things and tell them that they can grow into it but too bad you can't really do that nowadays considering the in style is skin tight. I think the thing that pisses me off the most about kids growing in height is with sports equipment especially full body sports. It is snowboarding season and apparently my non midget of a little sister has outgrown all of her snowboarding gears.
Here's a sample of our discussion:
Me: Don't tell me we have to buy her a new pair of boots too.
Bro: I don't know, she has to try it on and see.
Me: You know, it's all your fault for letting her grow!
Bro: Don't blame me! It's your fault for feeding her!
Me: *Gasps* I did no such thing! I would never feed her! She gets no food from me!
Listen to your mama and stop growing! Nyuuu!
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