December 30, 2008
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A Cow In the Drive Thru
So today, I decided to feed the herd of siblings some Jack in the Crack and conveniently there's one really close to my house. As I go on my merry way up the drive through window to pay and grab my grub, I noticed a road block creeping up from behind. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't send the fattest employee out to sweep clean the drive thru driveway. For one, no matter where she goes, she's still in your way and I don't know about you but I am not willing to cause damage to my car or have milk splatter all over it. Two, I am not fond of looking at the marshmallow man. Obviously three, I have no patience to sit and wait for the dang cow to finish up and move out of the way. Luckily, the food took awhile so she was out of my way by then.
It's the Cheetah girl!
Seriously, people that do not know how to drive stick should not attempt to drive out in public. There was someone in a brand new Scion Tc that didn't know how to drive manual and freaking stalled 2 times at the light. I nearly rear ended the mofo the first time he stalled so we had to wait for the next green light because of his arse. Then when our light when green again, he freaking stalled again! I hate freaking wannabe ricers. I guess he was embarrassed by that point and finally sped off because before that incident he was driving pretty slow and if I knew his he going to screw up like that then I would have passed him up beforehand. Bleh.
Import Tuner gots nothing on me son!
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