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  • Tornado In California?!

    Apparently there is a tornado warning in Southern California, which is pretty crazy because California never gets any tornadoes but not only that Californians do not have basements.  So what are Californians suppose to do in order to protect themselves from the beast of winds?  Apparently we are suppose to find a ditch and cover our heads.  Great...because that would really save your life from powerful winds that can topple buildings.  Behold the mighty power of covering your head!


    You're screwed.

    "A smile is a passport that will take you anywhere you want to go."
    Anonymous

  • Harry Potter > Twilight


    Funny Movies

    I'm just not a big fan of Twilight because for one, they make vampires seem pretty lame and Bella is just plain retarded.  I mean sure nothing is possible in Harry Potter such as magic but at least their actions and reactions are a bit more realistic than in Twilight.  Bella runs around as if she's mentally retarded minus the constant drooling and is awkward with everybody.  Seriously, can the characters in Twilight be anymore fake?  People just don't talk like that nor do they act like that.  I'm Bella and I'm we todded uh dur~

  • Lucky Bastards


    It's amazing how your life can totally change by a split second and I do mean a split second or even less.  It's amazing that none of those people shat their pants because wow those are some really close calls!  Although it's pretty cool to look back and watch the videos because you can say that you survived that and did not shat your pants. 

  • Purebreed Man

    The video is cool and all but it could have been better.  I mean his tricks are awesome but his moves aren't as fluid as it could be and his aerials aren't very high as they could be.  There are some parts where the video gets a bit choppy as if it jumps during his tricks so it makes you think if the video is even legit.  Nevertheless, it was a good watch.

  • Manage Your Money Better

    Some people are just clueless when it comes to their own personal finances or they just believe in spending what they have or even don't have is more like it.  My mom's employee's daughter makes a little over $30k a year and yet she doesn't have a dime in savings but it's not because she has responsibilities well she does since she has a baby but it's not like she takes care of it nor pay any of the bills.  She only pays her mom $200 a month to take care of her kid, she's not dating anyone but is supposedly getting lured by the father of her baby again and did I forget to mention that he's married, her car got repossessed so there goes expenses for that, she doesn't pitch in to pay the bills or rent and doesn't go to school so she just plain works.  So the question is, where the hell does all of her paycheck goes to?  It's probably something dumb like shopping or buying the guy stuff because some people are just plain hopeless since they just want to ignore advice and do what the hell they want to do although it's kind of ironic that they would even ask for advice even though they're going to listen and continue to do what they always do which is dig themselves a bigger hole, an a hole that is.   

    "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
    Thomas Jefferson

  • The Housewarming Gift

    Today I have to go to one of my client's housewarming party, which I should say is about time!  I don't even remember when closed escrow on that property but it was ages ago but then I guess it makes sense because the dad is probably the only one participating in the clean up and fix up of the property since he's a stay at home dad due to his old age and grumpiness.  The oldest son told me that the dad fixed up the property nicely, he replanted the grass and even built an extra patio BBQ thing.  I bought them a hotpot which doubles as a steamer so I'm sure being Vietnamese and fobs, even though they may disagree on that label, they can put it to great use.  I think all the kids got their decent looks from their mother because the dad is pretty toe up and if they got their looks from their father then they all would be toe up kids.  The one thing that I wonder about is why are both of the sons in the navy.  I know why all the kids jumped ship to live elsewhere and especially the eldest daughter due to depression from living there with their parents.  Unfortunately for the youngest, she's still too young to be dating let alone moving in with her boyfriend's family's house, if she was dating anyone that is.  When all of your kids leave before hitting 20 and broke, it's a sure sign that you're unbearable to live with and too much of a headache to care for.

     
    Caught red handed!

    "Mistakes are portals of discovery."
    James Joyce

  • Kids Are Straight Up Thugs

    It's funny how all people think that kids are so damn innocent and don't know what evil or sex is but they really do!  Kids are the most perverted and horny people of all because they are curious.  One of my nephew who shall not be named is getting a little too curious about his body and can't seem to keep his hands out of his pants and I do mean underpants.  He's not even close to puberty yet but feeling horny is not for older people, it's for everyone young or old.  So the next time you look at your precious little angel, remember they are nothing but little horn dogs.  But not only are they horny, they're damn right evil.  Recently in Vietnam, my cousin's 5 year old son was jumped and held down by a 7 year old kid so he could jack his gold necklace.  The older kid told the little boy that if he told anyone that he jacked him then he would slit the little boy's throat.  The father beat the little boy to get an answer out of him but he wouldn't say because of fear that the older boy would come back to kill him.  Finally the father went to the jewelers to see if anyone had tried to pawn the necklace and someone did.  The boy went to pawn the necklace right after the incident and told the jeweler he found it so give him some damn money.  So they reported the incident and the older boy's parents had to pay a fine and beat the crap out of their son.  It's pretty hard to pull off a crime especially with jewelery on the island because there's only a few jewelers out there.  Kids just aren't what you expect them to be.


    My pet Rex.

    ""If you can accept losing, you cant' win."
    Vince Lombardi

  • Windows 7 For $29.99 Deal Is Expiring

    I just purchased my copy of Windows 7 for $29.99 and thank goodness too because the student discount deal expires on the 5th this month and you know me, I tend to lag on things.  I have no idea how Windows 7 will be but I know I don't like Vista and I like Windows Classic so Windows 7 might be something for me.  Well, it better be because I actually paid for this piece of crap. 


    What the hell!

    "The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."
    G.K. Chesterton

  • Day One

    2010 is going to be a great year.  Well, supposedly that is.  Although I am a bit bored and things aren't turning out so well as of yet.  Damn you!  I am in need of some snow although I have been a bit lazy on working out since the cruise.  Although at the same time, I did worked out enough to make up for it while on the cruise.  I think I have lost my will and ambition to do anything like a loser.  Damn you cruise!  I'll get back on track again and start the year off right.

     
    Yes!

    "Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to."
    Arnold H. Glasow

  • 2009 Is Finally Going To Be Over

    The last year of the decade and it just had to be the worse of all years for everyone.  Whether it was from the effect of the financial crisis or personal tragedies; it was just plain bad.  But thank god, the year is finally going to be over and maybe 2010 will be a much better year because how can things become even worse?  Isn't this already bad enough?  It could be worse and we could be living closer to hell so if right now is bad enough then that means it could be worse so right now doesn't seem all that bad anymore.  Good bye 2009 and good riddance.


    Not everyone can have a new start haha!

    "I have yet to be bored by someone paying me a compliment."
    Otto Van Isch

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