So Mammoth was a total bust and the end of our boarding season this year.  Why?  Because we got into a car accident on the way there and so we are pretty banged up from it.  It's a total shame too because the snow continues to fall even now!  Also, I have been watching buttering videos so it makes me want to go even more!  We have been served so let's see what happens then...

To the douchebag that purposely parks his yellow piece of junk metal all crooked so he can hog up 2 parking spaces, you're just asking for people to tear your car up.  It's not that bad when people who can't drive to save their life park crooked because their excuse is they're horrible drivers but when you have someone who is perfectly capable of parking between the lines but choose not to because he's a douche then he deserves to get his car torn up.  If only I had a car that I wouldn't give a crap about if I dinged it up then I would totally ram into his car so he can learn his damn lesson.  I swear, a douchebag move like that is for people with fancy cars but his car is just a damn common piece of junk.  I can't wait to see someone ding his car!

Boobie danger!

Just 10 more days until Mammoth!  The weather is pretty hot right now but according to the weather report, it should be cooling down by next week so hopefully we can get some fresh pow.  I want to work on my ollies and manuals so then I can work on some uber jumps.  Although it's going to be a little hard considering my board is a stiff freeride board rather than a flimsy freestyle board.  Also, I have to get used to my new boots as well.  So one way to find out how it goes all by playing around with it.

Oh hell yeah.

So yesterday my brothers and I went to my brother's friend's house to catch his koi fishes from his pond to leave it at my uncle's pond since he finally has to vacant the property by the end of this week.  The water pump wasn't working because he didn't know how to turn it back on.  They had to cut the power to the house last time since my brother somehow broke the jacuzzi tub in the master room so they had to cut the power to turn it off.  The pond was at a lower altitude so we couldn't siphon the water out so we had to scoop one bucket of dirty pond water at a time.  It was quite a workout!  I didn't know his koi fishes were that huge but when I saw them monsters, they were freaking huge!  They're so big that he feeds them dog food.  The monster ones couldn't even fit in the fishing net but we managed to catch all 8 of them and transported them to my uncle's and got our grub on at my uncle's. 

It's a monster!

In other news, March birthday madness galore is here!  Birthday after birthday after birthday!  Last week we took my dad out for his birthday to Medieval Times.  We were the red team and our knight freaking reminded us all of Blue and it was cool because our knight saved the day and won the tournament.  Then the next day we went out for my aunt's birthday at Pechanga Casino and apparently my dad and her finally found out that after all these years the siblings finally found out that they had the same birthday.  I could post pictures and videos but I'm just too lazy to so you're just going to have to check it on Facebook, which reminds me I still need to upload the boarding videos from Seattle.  My other cousin had a birthday bash for 3 of their siblings but none of us went to it.  Now this week is my oldest brother's birthday and my cousin's birthday.  I am not sure what we are going to do for him yet but my older brother is going to take him to a shooting range when he gets back.  My cousin is throwing a hotel party in Newport.  Then comes Mammoth for my little sister's birthday and niece too but their family isn't going anymore so that means...party!

I find it amusing how people tend to think they know things when in fact their facts are not even close to being the correct.  You can try to steer them in the right direction but in the end people just like to be hard headed and ignorant because that's not how they think things work or not how it works in their self centered world.  So, should you even bother reasoning with these kinds of people or do you let them look as dumb as a goldfish?  I don't think that you should let them live in their bubble so you should hit them with your iron fist of reality to knock them off out of their fantasy world and it is up to them to curl up and cry in the real world or to go back to their safe house of imagination.  I'm mean and that's how I like it. 

I always found it funny how people tend to take things personally which upsets them and return their rebuttal with nonsense that doesn't even make sense or help their case.  Why do they get so flustered?  Because they can't handle the truth.  People don't like to admit their faults and when someone points it out then they get offended but should people get offended at their faults?  People should embrace it because it is only human to have flaws.  I'm not critical, I'm a realist and I see things how they are without the sugar coat.  I can't talk to someone who can't handle the truth of human nature.  There is nobody that is perfect, purely good, purely evil or purely anything.  Everyone is a bit of everything so you can never say that so and so is not that kind of person but in reality they can be or is because you can never truly know someone since you don't even know yourself.

Kids will always be sluts behind closed doors.

"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend."
Jacques Derrida

Apparently there is an old lady whom recently passed away at the age of 100 something.  She was adopted at age 12 and lived through the Great Depression with her new family whom of which thought her to live a frugal life.  She went to college at Lake Forrest and enjoyed her time there very much and later worked as a secretary for Abbott Labs.  She bought 3 Abbott shares at $20 each and lived her life all by herself.  She never married, never had kids, and stayed at the little cottage that she purchased until she died.  She was a nobody and nobody knew her existence until she passed away and those 3 shares of hers turned into $7 million by today.   All of which she generously donated to Lake Forest college to assist in students wanting to go study abroad and even her little cottage which would be used to house scholarship students.  Now, no one will forget who that little old lady was.

Love is grand!

"Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age."
William Feather

If only you could go around and just falcon punch anyone and everyone who you dub as nitwit because that would be so much fun!  Because some people just really are in need of a nice dosage of a handful of fist in the gut.  Just imagine!  You go out to eat fast food and the person forgets to give you some condiments so you look them in the eyes and falcon punch their ass haha.  It could happen so maybe I should go practice on my falcon punch. 

In other news, check out this awesome video trail check footage from Mammoth!  It must be really nice to be able to work at snow resorts because you can practice all you want especially when no one is around.  Also, my new snow boots came too!  I bought the Thirtytwo boa lace boots for $80 on sale from Dogfunk and was amazed at their fast shipping because it was suppose to take up to a week or more but it came in 2 days!  But I had to return it for a smaller size because a 4 was just too roomy and luckily I bought the last 3.  I returned the 4 on Friday and received my 3 on Monday!  It has a medium flex rating and is super light weight and doesn't have the forward tilt like my other boa boots so we'll see how that works.

This is what happens when you don't know falcon punch.

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
Oscar Wilde

Apparently there are still r-tards out there that believe in the notion their income is a replacement in terms of credit scale; one of which is my older brother.  Income has nothing to do with your FICO score!  The silly boy thinks his credit score will magically grow higher by not doing anything.  He refuses to acknowledge that in order to obtain a higher credit score, you must use your credit!  He has a credit card but refuses to use it and strongly believes that his Chase Leisure card is a credit card but it's really a debit card and debit cards do not help your credit score because it's not credit that you are exercising.  Also, it doesn't help that he has collections on his credit report either so with his low credit score and his bad credit report, he's going to ruin everything. 

Jolie FTW!

"Reality is merely an illusion; albeit a very persistent one."
Albert Einstein

My older brother has been home for months now but whenever he's home, he's always locked up in his room or sleeping.  But of course nowadays with his "boyfriend" living out at his mom's house until the bank evicts him, my brother has been living there with him since the rest of his family moved out early although it's pretty stupid to begin with since they had 90 days to live there without having to pay for the mortgage but they decided to move out early.  So whenever my brother does come home, he just goes to his room and sleep only to head out to his friend's house for days.  He secludes himself from the family so it's really no surprise that he's the black sheep and knows nothing that's going on because really there's no point in filling someone in on what's going on if they're not even there to be filled in to begin with.  My little brother is working his way to be excluded as well since he's always out late with his fake friends from his fraternity and paying for their issues which is causing him to nearly max out his credit cards.  I really don't know why he bothers with this fakeness especially when he doesn't even do good in school so with the frat taking up all his time, he's just going to do worse and probably knock up some dumb drunken ho while at it. 

Ditto!

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
Confucius