Charles Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest states that only the strong will survive and as for the weak, they must adapt or face death.  It's kind of ironic for purebred animals then especially pets like dogs because they're so mixed in their gene pool of purity that you can call it inbreeding.  You could possibly be breeding your pet with its sibling and never even know it unless you run a thorough DNA test because dogs aren't able to say hey dude I can't do the nasty with that hussy because she's my sister or cousin or even momma.  Due to this desire to keep the bloodline pure, these pets suffer from many diseases so wouldn't this purity be associated more with weakness?  My dear Puffy isn't even a purebred and yet she is born so weak and she is costing me so much money! 

Survival of the fittest baby!

Vavavavaroom!

One day you're on your way to become a High Priest and then the next thing you know you're destined to become the new Devil King.  Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou is about a boy named Akuto Sai, who attends a magical school but the future occupation bird foretells him that his future occupation is to become the Devil King, which is similar to the team selection hat from Harry Potter.  Of course, once the whole school found out about the rebirth of the new Devil King, his dream of becoming a High Priest is shot down and so is his peaceful days at school.  His school days is even more rocked by his crazy classmates who are also his friends which includes the diabolical class president who is in love with her brother, a girl whom he remembers from his childhood with mysterious powers, his fan boy but is also foretold to be the one to defeat the Devil King with the power to turn into the super hero Braver, a ninja warrior girl and an android girl to monitor him.  The anime is decent because it keeps you wanting to watch more because of the mystery that is unraveling and what is everyone's ulterior motive.  Who is actually trying to maintain order while who is actually trying to break down the current infrastructure and kill God?   Let the truth be revealed!

I wonder if anyone actually tried Hooked On Phonics and whether or not the program worked.  Sure, everyone laughed about the idea but I'm sure the creator made millions off the product.  I mean look at the Snuggie blanket, it's retarded and cheap quality as hell but hey the creator is filthy rich now.  Why?  Because people actually buy info commercial crap.  If you have an idea that may be stupid but if you believe in the product then sure go for it because people might be laughing at you now but if your idea becomes a success then you'll be the one laughing in the end. 

Gooder indeed!

Mayoi Neko Overrun is about 2 childhood orphans that work at a bakery run by the orphan boy's non blood related sister.  Apparently she has a thing for picking up stray things, one of which being the boy.  The guy is your regular honest guy while the girl is your hot headed chick that lies about how she really feels so whatever she says she really means the opposite.  The male protagonist's sister is never really around because she's always traveling so the bakery is mostly left in the hands of those two with the assistance of their friends from school.  I expected more from the story especially when they found the cat like girl but after finding her, the story hasn't really progressed but seems more like nothing but fillers.  The anime is okay but it is not something that you can't wait to see what the next episode is about because it's rather boring. 

Remember how my big brother bought a 38 ft boat a month or two ago?  Well, it's still not finished yet which is no surprise which is a big bummer since it is fishing season and summer is coming up.  It would be fun to cruise the ocean blue and catch a shark or something.  We can finally visit Catalina Island, which I never been to before since I didn't go on the 4th grade trip there for the weekend.  It would be nice to visit other tropical islands and visit paradise.  I wonder if we can take the boat to Hawaii or would that be too far?  Yeah, it probably would be too far.

You so fat man!

Now this is paradise!  But where is this!?

I remember watching California Dreams when I was little and if you don't remember California Dreams then it was much like Saved By The Bell since it was by the same creator.  California Dreams was about this group of high school kids that formed a band because of their love for music.  You had your black dude, your asian chick, your bad boy rebel, your ditzy blonde chick, your latino rich girl, your horny conniving joker, and lastly your random extra dude.  My favorite character was Sly because he's the little devil in the group and would do anything for a buck and boobs.  Also, he had a really hot body that was all nice with abs of steel, pecs and bulging biceps although in the series he played a little chicken.  I can still vividly remember the episode when he showed off his body...OH EM GEE that was good stuff!  I heard that apparently he still has that body.

California Dreams

Sly, you dog you!

After reading an article about how megastar Dakota Fanning still tries to live a normal high school life by not missing traditional high school rites of passage such as trying out for cheerleading and going to prom.  It's Dakota Fanning after all, she's been costarring with megastars when she was a little kid and can afford private tutors to work around her working schedule but instead she wants to be normal and do normal teenage things with her normal friends.  Although I wonder if any of her classmates tackle her down the halls for an autograph or plot her kidnapping for ransom or even plot to beat the crap out of her because they think she probably thinks she's all that just because she's famous.  Speaking of which, I always thought it was ironic that although Miley Cyrus plays Hannah Montana who is a girl that wants to live a normal life, she really doesn't give a damn about these silly high school milestones and options for the private tutors and even delaying to whether to go to college or not.  Although Fanning did aced her college entrance exams, she is still nothing compared to Emma Watson.  Watson being filthy rich even before starring in Harry Potter because her parents died when she was young and left her with the family estate worth tens of millions of dollars.  Luckily for her, she was naturally smart and received straight A's and was accepted into ivy league college, Brown.  If only her magic can help her fight off the horny hordes that want to get with Hermoine Granger.

I hardly ever drive my car and when I did, this happens.  I went to pick up my little sister and oddly enough I felt my car was a bit off balanced and slumping at the passenger front end so I thought that was weird.  I pulled over to the Ralphs' next to my house to check out my wheel and it was a bit flat.  I turned around and went back home to take another car and as I was a feet away from my driveway, my tire completely popped!  Luckily it popped then and there instead of far away otherwise I would be driving on rims.  Total bummer~

My tire bits

Totally flat just like someone's chest

In other news, my cousin the one that had multiple brain surgeries just graduated from high school with a 4.5 GPA so we are all proud of him.  His family threw him a graduation party because their little boy is finally an adult and boy did everyone get wasted including the new graduate although his parents didn't know until one of the sisters came down and told them.  That day was actually one of my nephew's birthday but eh who cares about him.  The next day I took the kids to watch Shrek in 3D IMAX, eat at Buffalo Wild Wings, and bowling.  Shrek was okay but not as good as the original.  BWW was good as always except the Mach brothers tried to front that they can handle spicy wings but ended up not even able to finish a single wing so we had to swap their spicy wings with our wings.  Honey BBQ is still the best!  Bowling was okay because my little sister had a coupon for 2 hours free play, free shoe rentals, and  a free pitcher of soda.  After we went to the arcade a bit because the mini basketball game was broken so the boys took the balls and played to their hearts content which wasn't long because it was really until we got annoyed.

      
D and N helping B to bowl

M the air hockey champion

D and E free hoops

I thought it was quite funny how Bieber fans tend to make up events that never happened or support Bieber's bad behaviors especially his potty mouth whereas they would jump on Cyrus' case like hungry vultures.  From down under, Bieber was a guest on a breakfast show and when a stage staffer directed where he would perform from he turned around and said "don't ever f***ing touch me again."  Of course everyone is shocked especially the stage staffer but Bieber's people told the host not to worry because this is how he talks to his people normally.  We always knew Bieber was a douche but check out the comments his fans left about the incident.  No where did it say the stage staffer touched his little girl body in an inappropriate manner and directing you where to go is what stage directors do.  His delusional fans are posting stuff such as he's a star and you're not allowed to touch him because he's money and puts money into your pockets, he's a teen so if he doesn't want to be touch then don't touch him and he doesn't need to be a good Disney role model, if someone touches you then call 911!  Really people?  So Bieber can be a horrible role model and everyone is happy with it whereas if Cyrus does something then she's a lowdown dirty scum of a celebrity?  Double standard people!  Sure, Cyrus made mistakes too but at least she knows how to treat a human being with a little thing called respect.  I always think it's funny how Bieber always shoots back on his Twitter even though we all know he doesn't give a hoot about what his mom has to say.  A Twitter defense attack is always a sign of being guilty.  I also heard the song by Usher and Bieber and Bieber literally killed the song because his voice isn't smooth.  I liked it when Usher sang his part but when it got to Bieber it just made me cringe.  Usher should of sang the song alone.

Classic~

Seamus O the awesome 12 year old snowboarder

I just read an article pertaining to the lack of empathy in college students nowadays versus 20 or 30 years prior.  The study claims that this generation also known as Generation Me is really all about me that the emotions of others are irrelevant because my life is about me, not you.  They say this disassociation with others is due to the numbness resulting from violent media as well as online social networking, which may be true because cyber bulling is a big fad online where you don't really have any real life repercussions since what are the chances of people finding out where you live to kick your ass so you can hide behind your computer monitor and do things that you couldn't really do in real life.  Sure, people nowadays are selfish but when has man never been selfish?  It's just human nature. 

 
Actionman in action!

In other news, girls are so double standard.  They can hate Miley Cyrus like crazy and call her a talentless skank because she's trying to grow up so fast, although the reason for their hate is because she's a girl their age with the fame and privileges they never had.  Whereas, they're all lovely dovey when it comes to Justin Bieber although he's pretty much doing the same things she's doing except she has her parents' blessings but that's probably because since she grew up in the spot light since she was born, she had to grow up fast and her parents thought her well.  Whereas Bieber is new to fame and his parents can no longer control him because he does whatever he wants to do regardless of what his parents say.  The media was all over Cyrus when she got a tattoo with her parents' permission although she is near adulthood but I heard recently Bieber who is way younger got a tattoo too but the media wasn't all negative about that nor did it even care.   Although I think it's pretty lame that he got a little bird tattoo which is lame and is even more lame because he got it on his hip, how gay can he be?  Considering his parents are regular people and still want to discipline him but they can't anymore because he holds the power, I'm sure they said f no on the tattoo but he probably said f you and you can't stop him.  In terms of music, I always thought it was great for Cyrus to pull away from Disney music because her best selling music are her own music and people have to remember she's no longer a kid.  In other news, Greyson Chance came back on the Ellen show where he was the recipient of $10,000 from whatever program Ellen was doing and Yamaha saw his video at home playing on his old piano so they decided to give him a brand new piano to play on and lastly the story of Greyson inspired Ellen to start her own record label and Greyson is her first signing artist so best of luck to them.

Smosh's Leave It To Bieber