I really don't see why people are into gardening, it's so boring.  The only purpose to gardening is if you're growing something like a fruit tree or weed because the plant that you are growing at least has a purpose such as a fruit to eat or a chance to give a high.  If it's just a plant that does nothing but sits there and grow or maybe bloom and stinks up the place then there's no point in growing it besides producing oxygen but it's certainly not a cash crop unless you can sell oxygen.  My parents' house plants are blooming its flowers and my god, it stinks!  But not only does it stink but it also drops its seeds or flower petals or whatever it is.  I don't see the point in there indoor plants because they bear no fruit unlike all their plants outside which either bears fruit or you can eat them plant.  If you can't get in my belly then you better get stepping.

I totally have to become a ninja warrior!  Pwning the course at Mount Midoriyama is my destiny!  So what is this ninja warrior thing about?  It's a competition where only the best of the best survives.  Contestants have to pass rigorous obstacles in the time allotted in order to pass to the next stage.  There are 4 stages and with each level, the courses become harder and harder where only super humans can overcome the obstacles put in front of them.  Thousands of men from all over the world have come to be crowned victor but only 2 men from Japan have completed all 4 stages out of the 25 competitions held.  The women have their own competition as well but have been redesigned for women but only 4 have made it to the 4th stage but only one has dominated it. 

B Gata H Kei is an ongoing anime series about a high school girl named Yamada, whose high school goal is to boink 100 hump buddies.  Although it sounds pretty hentai, it is far from it as you will not be seeing any nipples let alone anything that would require censorship.  The reason is because although Yamada is dead serious on boinking numerous guys, she is conceited and doesn't know a clue about guys since she never dated anyone and she's a virgin.  She has locked her eyes on one lame guy that's in her class and is determined to take away his virginity but every time she has the chance, she ruins the moment and embarrasses herself which makes the guy thinks he pissed her off.  I think it's a funny anime only because Yamada is so hilarious with her goals in life and doesn't see what she is trying to do is considered bad.

Sex ed at Hogwarts

B Gata H Kei Episode 1

So we finally went out to eat for my little brother's birthday although it's like 2 weeks late but it's not our fault since he hasn't been around so we didn't really care and besides my parents are busy.  We went to eat at Mimi's Cafe because he likes the food there and apparently he's the only person that likes eating there.  My older brother is still out of state and his birthday has passed as well and my oldest brother didn't come out to eat because he went fishing.  He caught a huge bass that's still alive and kicking but now it's dead on its side in the cooler.  Anyways, it didn't really occurred to me until my parents pointed out that Mimi's Cafe is full of nothing but old people.  There were senior citizens left and right.  There was one table that stood out because it was 3 white men and a Korean lady with perfect English mind you.  She was wearing a revealing black dress but I couldn't tell if she had boobs or not or her boobs were just sagging so much that you couldn't see them.  I think the word skank resonates over her head as she tried to titty bump all the guys when she tried to talk to them.  Mimi's Cafe, the place for old geezers.

Hello ol' chap!

Kaichou wa Maid-sama Episode 8

Who is Greyson Chance?  He's a 6th grader with a much deeper voice than Justin Bieber and is actually musically talented in terms of singing and creating music with his own two hands.  Greyson started learning piano 3 years ago and was a nobody until a month ago when he decided to post his performance from his school's talent show recital onto YouTube.  Once the pressed the first note on the piano and started to sing Lady Gaga's Paparazzi hit song, the crowd sat there in amazement and even some were brought to tears.  Let's just say, he was now the most popular boy at school and getting girl's digits were no longer an issue.  It has only been a month and his video is almost up to 40 million views!  He also posted other songs that he wrote himself which holds a beautiful story.  The word of Greyson has swept the nation and he was even invited to be a guest on the Ellen show.  He seems like a nice kid that's not trying to act cool like a certain someone but too bad he sports the Bieber bob hairdo and the hair flicking makes him look pretty retarded.  He just may be the new kid hit artist and will dethrone Bieber because he's such an ungrateful kid.

Nobody to somebody celebrities are only deserving of the new found fame if they are a well deserving person and continue to stay one after.  One of the best judge of character is the person's relationship with their parents especially the parental figure that's out in the public's eyes with them.  Why?  Because if they disrespect their parental figure just because they are famous and can get away with it now then they are total douche bags.   Let's take 2 Justins, Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber.  Timberlake didn't hit mainstream until N'Sync and that's when all the money and fame started to roll in.  He loved and respected his mother back then before the fame and still does now with the fame.  Even as a minor and under his mother's control, he didn't throw a tantrum or use his fame as power over his mother when things didn't go his way.  There was never any gripe with him and his mother, although many people may hate him but he's a well balanced son.  Whereas, Bieber became a total brat when he became famous.  There was an incident when his mom told him to put away his phone or else she's going to take it away.  Instead of listening to his mother, he ignored her and continued texting while walking to the elevator like eff you mother!  His mother told his bodyguard to grab his phone from him but of course the body guard is hired by the mother but only listens to the son because the person with the power is the son since he's the star and knows how to abuse his power over his parents.  I never really understood the big deal about Bieber in the first place since his vocal skill is horrid and most importantly when is he going to hit puberty?  You can pretty much tell how immature and hotheaded Bieber is because whenever there is negative publicity about him, he blows up on his Twitter with defensive attacks like a brat rather than playing it off with a joke like what Timberlake would do.  Are you a Bieber brat?

No wonder his voice will never break out after puberty hits

Bieberblast from the future!

Kaichou wa Maid-sama Episode 7

Recently my oldest brother went fishing and was able to catch a bundle of tilapia fishes, which is one of our favorite fresh water fish to eat.  Although I would rather eat the live tilapias from the supermarket because the ones he caught are from the Salton Sea so they have a weird taste of saltiness to it.  However, we weren't able to eat any of it anyways because my mom butchered the fishes with such a foul odor that no one can eat.  It smells like barracuda, which I cannot eat because it stinks.  What kind of a mother is she?  To starve her children like this!

 
Awesome World War comic strip!

Yeah, that's right oh yes I said it, which has got to be the best commercial line ever.  It makes me miss watching Super Bowls just for the funny commercials, but I have to admit most of those Bud commercials are pretty lame.  They used to be funny when they first came out but now it's over played and they need a new muse.  Sure, those stallions are pretty majestic and all but watching them just makes me want to go horse back riding but at the same time not really because they stink like hell but it would be fun. 

As you know, I have a short fuse and with recent events, my fuse has become even shorter to the point I won't put up with any of your bs nonsense because it's a waste of my time and your time.  I hate it when people add in filler lines because it's just a big waste of time plus my minutes which could be used for more important conversations.  If you are going to call then get straight to the point because I could care less for your reasoning or I already know the logic to your reasoning so I don't need to or want to hear your planned out speech to justify your decisions especially when I tell you whatever you want then it will happen but obviously anything anyone else says goes through one ear and out the other so you just keep on repeating what you said like a retard.  I yelled at my dad's business partner today because he was being annoying and calling too many times within the hour and now my phone is quiet.  If you are going to call then think about what you want to say and make sure you are certain about your decisions instead of calling and calling again and again with the line one more thing or you know what let's do this instead or I changed my mind.  Indecisiveness in an authority figure pisses the heck out of me because you're not being a very good example to the rest of your team.

Kaichou wa Maid-sama Episode 6